[bird mating calls]
caw caw motherfuckers
mr rogers’ neighborhood guest starring davesprite
he doesnt even have any LEGS
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
i just read these all outloud on skype and we’re cryign
do you think he knows
DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE
do you ever feel that you don’t matter and that the world would keep spinning without you
poem my my cool friend crab
go rate it!!
You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?
Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids
slay mama, slay!
OMG!!!! Ariana could NEVER
ariana sit down
In 2006 AOL search logs got leaked and it was the funniest day in the history of the internet
Because this goldmine needed to be shared